" Hi this is the Nielsens ratings calling, we have recently expanded into polling peoples attitudes and feelings surrounding celebrities in the news and we were wondering if you could quickly partcipate in our little poll....
of the following three stories, which one do you care the most about and which one do you care the least about? "
All answers will be kept confidential and youre identity will not be revealed to any of the celebrities in the story even if you are a fan.
Un-break my heart sings Naomi and J-Lo
Jennifer Lopez names Tom Cruise as babys godfather and reports DIAMOND ENCRUSTED baby rattles and 600 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets (who hee something wrong with satin you cheap whore trashing mama? and couldnt you afford ORGANIC? laughs)
More British than the British her self, British supermodele Naomi Campbell has been banned for life from flying British Airways EVER! (lets see if you can get the point to that Naomi the next RUNWAY you fly off of or walk down onto)
Campbell had exploded with rage at Heathrow and was dragged, handcuffed, off a Los Angeles-bound jet.
There you have it folks, even I could have predicted the new hangar and delay of flights and cancellations could have turned into Naomis Campbells nightmare.
It was on a street so evil
So bad that even hell disowned it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jiBhKRaZsw
She said reality is a knife
When there's no love in your life
Loneliness or hearts of fire
I am here to serve all masters
Toni Braxton hospitalized in Las Vegas with undisclosed ailment
Toni Braxton, a six-time Grammy winner for songs including "Un-break My Heart" and "Breathe Again
Toni Braxton is also a spokeswoman for the American Heart Association as well as for Autism Speaks.
Sad fact is people care more if a supermodels heel breaks or Tom Cruise is named a god daddy by some Latina super star who buys diamond encrusted goodies for her baby just to show she aint trash. (no more) than if Toni Braxton cancels her show and lands in a hospital bed.
Toni will never be as rich and as famous as Jennifer Lopez and when she has a baby, People Magazine wont be forking her 5 million dollars for photos.
But she still has that something Naomi and J-Lo lack and couldnt put together with a million baby photos put together betwen the two of them (ack, jhow bad is that?)
Class. Loads and loads of class.
And class is not something you buy.
See also
This rash of nappy worship sure stinks
